Friday, May 18, 2018

Some real idle thoughts


I’m not sure this is the way it happened, but God must have had a few lonely moments, you know, after all the work was done.  Planets and moons all created and running just as planned.  This was way before all those other guys, you know Peter, Paul, Mary, and Joseph were around to keep him company.  Don’t know where Jesus fit into the picture.  Anyway, he looks over at the master to-do list to see what’s next.  There it was almost at the bottom of the page, item number 257,689,452,174…..In large capital letters:  WHY NOT MAKE SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH?  He twinkled his nose or ear, whatever he used to make these creations and immediately man existed.

Now what should I do with this new thing?  “I’ve got a great idea” he said as an evil little grin appeared on his face.  I’m going to turn its life around even before it starts. He will totally need help to begin his existence. He’ll have to be fed, bathed, carried, educated and prepared for the future.  After this initial stage he is sent out to labor for many years to earn and save enough so he might enjoy his future years.  Well ok, he worked hard, made enough money, so now enjoy!

But guess what?  This earning money stage seems to have worn out this fragile body I gave him.  Now he doesn’t have any pizazz to enjoy the fruits of his labor.  Additionally, prices have risen so much that he won’t be able to.  Besides, he now has to put a bunch of cash aside after he discovered out what nursing homes cost to live in.
Yes, his life has now come full circle, he’s old and he will again need to have someone feed him, bathe him, and even educate him to prepare for this new existence. 

Isn’t this whole life’s travel thing a little screwed up?  My mother-in-law (God rest her soul) always said that it’s all set up backward.  She said we should start out old, smart (had all those years to learn),  a little on the feeble side, and then begin an about face by starting to get younger, stronger and yes, a little dumber until we’re back in that comfortable infant stage where you’re being totally taken care of.

Yes, I have too much time on my hands.  My brain works overtime thinking about weird things.  Just the other day I was wondering why shoelaces on today’s fancy sneakers needed to be a yard long. They are always unraveling, loosening up, tripped on. I don’t think I should have to double knot them like a five year old to keep them secure.

I am also wondering why I’m writing this weird blog, but anyway, thanks for reading.

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